The ZZZZ

Detailed Description

Congratulations, you tested into one of the rarest fake-dead personalities. You can ignore 99+ group messages without blinking, but when someone posts @all, deadline in 30 minutes, you awaken like a mummy from a thousand-year tomb, type received, and submit a surprisingly acceptable result in 29 minutes. Yes, you truly activate only when the single highest-priority command appears: deadline. Silent for long stretches, explosive at the critical second. You prove a cosmic truth: sometimes doing nothing is the safest way not to do it wrong.