The SEXY

Detailed Description

When you enter a room, the lighting system automatically identifies you as naturally stunning and dims itself to avoid wasting energy. When you smile, even the humidity seems to drop because vapor condenses into heart shapes in people's eyes. Almost anyone can become unusually attentive to your presence. Legend says that if enough SEXY personalities gather for a party, their combined charm can bend spacetime and make everyone feel time slowing down. They do not need to overperform; often, mere existence already reads like an overly ornate ode.